A tribute to Mummy Dearest's precious moments with her favourite little girl Joanna....Joanne?...Jemima?...Julie? JK Josie? whatever
Their favourite game is for Mummy to hold the toys just out of reach
Silly Fred doesn't understand the game
Mummy made sure J....just J, well Mummy made sure J had the best airbrushing of any baby, never mind if she's partially cropped out and her cake is out of focus, you get the idea.
Mummy doesn't mind when little J crumpled her limited edition Prada dress, even though it really annoys her!!! She absolutely doesn't let it show.
Mummy was happy for Marge to hold either twin. And she had no problems when Marge kept picking Vincent.
Not slighted at all
Frolicking without a care in the world
Mummy reluctantly smiles for the camera. J takes a dip in the pond.
"Don't get too close!" Little J doesn't understand Vogue and the New York Times need solo pictures of Mummy!
"We've got the swing picture done already J!"
Mummy's shocked to see Christian and Izzy shrunk in the wash
Little J can already speak foreign languages, her favourite is Danish, which confuses Mummy Dearest!
Brilliant, and spot-on Serfie!