I nominate Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge
aka Waity Katy, Kannot
No sense of work ethic whatsoever
No commonsense with regards to appropriate dress in various situations
- Un-weighted hems on lightweight dresses at airports with no undies in evidence
- Not wearing clothing appropriate for the event. Dresses too short when she's bending down to speak to children, wearing black when doing a children's charity, wearing bright pink at the WTC
- Wearing those skin tight jeggings and wedges at the sport type events she attends that show the world everything we don't need to see.
Claiming HG but making a miraculous recovery, not once, but twice and then showing up looking like she'd spent her time tanning and working out instead of puking her guts out like real women with HG do.
Inappropriate grinning/gurning and playing with hair at solemn events
The sheer inability to give a speech without reading it from a giant piece of paper and then stammering her way through that.
Getting protocol with her elder royals wrong more often than not. Either she can't retain anything beyond her beauty routine or she just doesn't give a toss.
Running home to mother at the drop of a hat.
Alerting everyone to the fact that she will be going into hiding and/or on vacation by a sudden spurt of events.
Looking like she'd rather be anywhere else but at the events she's attending for her charities.
The crazy ass faces she pulls trying to make people think she cares.
Claiming she wants to be "normal" but what normal woman has 3 kitchens, a full staff (soon to include 2 nannies), a stylist, hairdresser, personal secretary and still can't get it right.
Shopping when she begs off of an event and looking like she could care less.
I could go on, but I'll give someone else a shot at it.
As for Snakey, she has a horrible background and she is skanky. Until she owns up to her past and doesn't gloss over it with a the past is the past and I learned from it and says it was wrong and I don't encourage anyone to do it she is in position to take the title away from Kate. But I have a feeling she will outwork Kate because she loves the cameras and wants the people to love her as a princess. Plus the ring isn't officially on the finger yet, so I can't really call her a princess.