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« Reply #15 on: September 18, 2016, 07:32:00 PM »

Whats Fred's milestones?
Weed, grass, powdered substances and holy smoke?

14th Blonde model
15th Blonde athlete
16th Blonde actress
17th Blonde heiress/socialite
18th Blonde writer
19th Blonde fashion designer
20th Blonde royal
21st Gets the constant drug hookup from powerful drug lord
22nd Rehab
23rd Blonde model
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« Reply #16 on: September 18, 2016, 07:35:56 PM »

Or, alternatively, every anniversary being "why did I marry her?"
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« Reply #17 on: September 18, 2016, 07:46:38 PM »

Whats Fred's milestones?
Weed, grass, powdered substances and holy smoke?

14th Blonde model
15th Blonde athlete
16th Blonde actress
17th Blonde heiress/socialite
18th Blonde writer
19th Blonde fashion designer
20th Blonde royal
21st Gets the constant drug hookup from powerful drug lord
22nd Rehab
23rd Blonde model

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« Reply #18 on: September 18, 2016, 08:10:07 PM »

This poor chap probably face palms every morning and thinks: " Mom said, I should marry... - Marry not Mary ... Me bloody idiot"
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« Reply #19 on: September 19, 2016, 01:55:33 AM »

This poor chap probably face palms every morning and thinks: " Mom said, I should marry... - Marry not Mary ... Me bloody idiot"

That is so funny. He got his spelling mucked up and ended up with a life sentence.
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« Reply #20 on: September 19, 2016, 11:12:19 PM »

Can a divorce granted by mummy be considered a gift?
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« Reply #21 on: September 20, 2016, 01:44:54 AM »


it could, and it may just be tax deductable  Tongue
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« Reply #22 on: September 20, 2016, 01:54:03 AM »

Can a divorce granted by mummy be considered a gift?

It would be a gift to the Danes as well.  Think of all the money they'd save!  Thumb up
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« Reply #23 on: September 20, 2016, 03:41:20 AM »

Can a divorce granted by mummy be considered a gift?

It would be a gift to the Danes as well.  Think of all the money they'd save!  Thumb up

...but all the blondes would have to migrate out of Danmark as Floppy Frodo would go on a rampage to celebrate  Tongue

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« Reply #24 on: September 20, 2016, 04:22:18 AM »

I doubt Mares would let Fred divorce her; she's probably have him killed first. 
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« Reply #25 on: September 20, 2016, 04:23:11 AM »

Can a divorce granted by mummy be considered a gift?

It would be a gift to the Danes as well.  Think of all the money they'd save!  Thumb up

...but all the blondes would have to migrate out of Danmark as Floppy Frodo would go on a rampage to celebrate  Tongue

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« Reply #26 on: October 18, 2016, 09:24:45 AM »

Hopefully they get the anniversary behind them ( last good PR event) and then Derf decides to show Mosh the door - it can be done in Norway, why not in Denmark?
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« Reply #27 on: November 08, 2016, 09:21:06 PM »

Hopefully they get the anniversary behind them ( last good PR event) and then Derf decides to show Mosh the door - it can be done in Norway, why not in Denmark?
What?.... running out to the norwegian section in a huff...
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« Reply #28 on: November 09, 2016, 10:45:17 AM »

Hopefully they get the anniversary behind them ( last good PR event) and then Derf decides to show Mosh the door - it can be done in Norway, why not in Denmark?
What?.... running out to the norwegian section in a huff...

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« Reply #29 on: November 09, 2016, 10:02:40 PM »

Well thanks for that information, I had to read about 40 pages of MM and H to find out that, no, they are still together. Crap
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