When and if I marry Guillaume, we will have a delicious, normal looking cake, not the weird, artistic stuff haute gourmet bakers like to show off with.

I wouldn't even go so far as to call this mess (Prince Carlos' cake) artistic. It's just shitty. Ugly metal pole and what looks like cardboard is barely holding that cake up. It's very cheap looking IMO.
And I'd like an invite to your wedding with Guillaume please
