I still don't know what to make of them. Is the marriage...
1 - a commercial arrangement
2 - a loving relationship
3 - a voodoo ritual
4 - a bearded coverup
5 - a surreal comedy show
6 - companionship
7 - a swim meet
8 - all of the above
After a few years of marriage, it's still not any more clear to me.

I wish they would end the charade. It's almost painful to watch
