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« Reply #15 on: February 22, 2012, 10:26:45 AM »

Tipped off by a family member perhaps..."Hello yes I understand there is a reward for turning in farmers engaged in illegal fertilizer usage?"

To which the police replied, "Sorry can you say that in Danish?"

The caller hung up.


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« Reply #16 on: February 23, 2012, 12:19:15 PM »

Tipped off by a family member perhaps..."Hello yes I understand there is a reward for turning in farmers engaged in illegal fertilizer usage?"

To which the police replied, "Sorry can you say that in Danish?"

The caller hung up.
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« Reply #17 on: March 24, 2012, 09:31:04 PM »

Wow Jokke! Ugh, if this man ever, by some misfortune, should become king, I would leave the country!
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« Reply #18 on: March 24, 2012, 09:36:25 PM »

Tipped off by a family member perhaps..."Hello yes I understand there is a reward for turning in farmers engaged in illegal fertilizer usage?"

To which the police replied, "Sorry can you say that in Danish?"

The caller hung up.
Laughing too funny

I only JUST got this.  Now I can't stop laughing.  Bad JAS!
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« Reply #19 on: March 24, 2012, 10:01:36 PM »

Yes, jas, very funny, but I in this case, I donīt think we should make it into a joke. I donīt think it is funny that Jokke is involved in illegal activities and is poisoning our drinking water.
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« Reply #20 on: March 28, 2012, 08:44:02 AM »

Have the other customers been charged? I hope Joachim won’t get special treatment because he’s a prince.
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« Reply #21 on: March 28, 2012, 10:07:03 AM »

Tipped off by a family member perhaps..."Hello yes I understand there is a reward for turning in farmers engaged in illegal fertilizer usage?"

 
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« Reply #22 on: March 28, 2012, 10:08:34 AM »

I wonder if Mary used some of that illegal fertilizer herself.
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« Reply #23 on: March 30, 2012, 03:22:46 AM »

Yes, jas, very funny, but I in this case, I donīt think we should make it into a joke. I donīt think it is funny that Jokke is involved in illegal activities and is poisoning our drinking water.

Have there been any developments in this matter?  Has anyone involved been charged yet?
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« Reply #24 on: March 30, 2012, 04:38:55 AM »

I just looked up Danish Illegal Fertilizer Trading and read an article dated 17th Feb.

They have found that the problem affects many farms.
Large numbers appear on the customer lists of the two perpetrating traders.
More than 15,000 T of fertilizer was sold illegally by one dealer.
One group traded in illegal fertilizer and another in illegal fertilizer and pesticides.
More than 500 truck loads crossed the German border.
So it was widespread and I'm glad that it has been stopped.

Some well known farmers on the customer lists have been named, including Prince Joachim.
...That's not to say that these customers knew of the origin and illegality of the products.
One, Martin Nielsen, has stepped down off the Agriculture and Food Council while investigations are pending.

The worry for Danish people is the contamination of the water table, streams, drinking water etc and of food produced.

I wonder what has been found out in the last six weeks??? Any more contamination etc?
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« Reply #25 on: March 30, 2012, 12:08:51 PM »

Thanks Cloaked, for the account.  Star
 I can add that Danish men have very poor sperm quality - and it is almost certainly because of agricultural pollutants. This is some serious shit.
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« Reply #26 on: April 01, 2012, 03:23:36 PM »

Thanks Cloaked, for the account.  Star
 I can add that Danish men have very poor sperm quality - and it is almost certainly because of agricultural pollutants. This is some serious shit.
It didn't stop Freddles sperm donouring four kids  Dead
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« Reply #27 on: April 02, 2012, 12:55:27 PM »

Thanks Cloaked, for the account.  Star
 I can add that Danish men have very poor sperm quality - and it is almost certainly because of agricultural pollutants. This is some serious shit.
It didn't stop Freddles sperm donouring four kids  Dead

No it didn't, but look at the results 
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« Reply #28 on: April 02, 2012, 04:45:39 PM »

Thanks Cloaked, for the account.  Star
 I can add that Danish men have very poor sperm quality - and it is almost certainly because of agricultural pollutants. This is some serious shit.
It didn't stop Freddles sperm donouring four kids  Dead

No it didn't, but look at the results 

Not his fault! Whatever cuteness there is (and there is some), it is from him, NOT from the bogan!
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« Reply #29 on: April 03, 2012, 03:55:04 AM »

Thanks Cloaked, for the account.  Star
 I can add that Danish men have very poor sperm quality - and it is almost certainly because of agricultural pollutants. This is some serious shit.
It didn't stop Freddles sperm donouring four kids  Dead

No it didn't, but look at the results 

Not his fault! Whatever cuteness there is (and there is some), it is from him, NOT from the bogan!

True ABs, true.  Star
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