Catherine's - EVENT calendar

[PeDe]

I thought Waity should have her own thread to keep track of her working events/patronages to come....


2012


February 14
Catherine, Dss of Cambridge visits 'The Brink' in Liverpool, as Patron of Action on Addiction
Catherine, Dss of Cambridge visits Ronald McDonald House @ Alder Hey Children's Hospital, Liverpool & officially opens one of the new apartments
Catherine, Dss of Cambridge visits Alder Hey Children's NHS Foundation Trust, Liverpool, & tours the Hospital's facilities, including the Intra Operative MRI Scanner, the Oncology Unit, & the Burns Unit

March 1
Catherine Dss of Cambridge accompanies H.M. Elizabeth II, H.R.H. Camilla Dss of Cornwall to unveil a plaque to commemorate the regeneration of Piccadilly at Fortnum + Mason, Piccadilly, London

March 8
Catherine Dss of Cambridge accompanies H.M. Elizabeth II and Prince Philip to a visit to Leicester

March 13
Catherine Dss of Cambridge will visit a military regiment, London

March 17
Catherine Dss of Cambridge will visit of the Irish Guards for St Patrick, Aldershot.

March 19
Catherine Dss of Cambridge inaugurates the children's hospital in Ipswich

[christina01]

The poor thing is so overworked  . Sometimes she has a gap of nearly a week between events!  Imagine if we could all have working lives like that 

[DowntownTO]

From March 13 to 19 there will be 3 (three!) events in 7 (seven!) days. I'm tired just thinking about it    .

[SouthernBelle]

From March 13 to 19 there will be 3 (three!) events in 7 (seven!) days. I'm tired just thinking about it    .

At 2-3 hours per event, that's a full workday.  What are they trying to do to this girl? The grey men are definitely out to get her. They know she needs time to settle into her new job of smiling, waving and cutting ribbons. They're just throwing her to the wolves.

We should enjoy this workload while we can. She's going on a hiatus as soon as Willy returns. She's a housewife so she has to look after her lottery ticket man.

[Honnish]

She would probably demand a two month vacation before March is over. 

[PeDe]

UH-OH, I have an update  


2012


March 1
Catherine Dss of Cambridge accompanies H.M. Elizabeth II, H.R.H. Camilla Dss of Cornwall to unveil a plaque to commemorate the regeneration of Piccadilly at Fortnum + Mason, Piccadilly, London

March 8
Catherine Dss of Cambridge accompanies H.M. Elizabeth II and Prince Philip to a visit to Leicester

March 13
Catherine Dss of Cambridge will visit a military regiment, London

March 15
Catherine Dss of Cambridge is introduced by Prince Charles to his charity Children and Arts, and joined by Camilla Dss of Cornwall @ Dulwich Picture Gallery, London

March 17
Catherine Dss of Cambridge will visit of the Irish Guards for St Patrick, Aldershot.
- presents shamrocks to the Irish Gaurds @ the St.Patrick's Day Parade;
- attends private meeting w/the senior personnel in the Officers' Mess;
- meets members of the QS Club, the Regiment Association, & the Mini Micks cadets on the parade ground;
- is photographed w/100 Sergeants & then 40 officers;
- visits 300 Guardsmen for lunch in the dining room;
- attends private meeting w/the past + present serving officers + their families;
- attends private luncheon w/officers @ the Barracks

March 19
Catherine Dss of Cambridge inaugurates the children's hospital in Ipswich

TBD
Catherine, Dss of Cambridge accompanies her husband on behalf of H.M. Elizabeth II's Diamond Jubilee to Malaysia, Singapore, Tuvalu, & the Solomon Islands.

[DowntownTO]

I just collapsed from exhaustion.

[TLLK]

  Thank you PeDe.

[christina01]

She would be spending (what little) free time she has madly looking up holiday spots on the internet that she can make willy take her to when he comes back. Poor soul 

[laboheme]

March 17
Catherine Dss of Cambridge will visit of the Irish Guards for St Patrick, Aldershot.
- presents shamrocks to the Irish Gaurds @ the St.Patrick's Day Parade;
- attends private meeting w/the senior personnel in the Officers' Mess;
- meets members of the QS Club, the Regiment Association, & the Mini Micks cadets on the parade ground;
- is photographed w/100 Sergeants & then 40 officers;
- visits 300 Guardsmen for lunch in the dining room;
- attends private meeting w/the past + present serving officers + their families;
- attends private luncheon w/officers @ the Barracks

Well, if they're going to be that precise in every little thing she's doing then they forgot a few:

- fumbles her way out of the car
- flashes her inner thigh at photographers
- grins maniacally at no one in particular
- flips her hair over her left shoulder
- shakes someone's hand
- flips her hair over her right shoulder
- almost displays her cooch to the young child giving her flowers when she bends over
- does the Hunchback of Notre Dame walk over to her adoring, waiting fans
- opens her mouth really wide
- flips her hair over BOTH shoulders
- opens her mouth really wide again
- gets told that she actually has to acknowledge the soldiers by Rebecca
- stares blankly as someone tries to explain something other than clothes to her
- asks if you can feel the touch by touching it
- says that she misses William desperately
- opens her mouth really wide

[lilith]

March 17
Catherine Dss of Cambridge will visit of the Irish Guards for St Patrick, Aldershot.
- presents shamrocks to the Irish Gaurds @ the St.Patrick's Day Parade;
- attends private meeting w/the senior personnel in the Officers' Mess;
- meets members of the QS Club, the Regiment Association, & the Mini Micks cadets on the parade ground;
- is photographed w/100 Sergeants & then 40 officers;
- visits 300 Guardsmen for lunch in the dining room;
- attends private meeting w/the past + present serving officers + their families;
- attends private luncheon w/officers @ the Barracks

Well, if they're going to be that precise in every little thing she's doing then they forgot a few:

- fumbles her way out of the car
- flashes her inner thigh at photographers
- grins maniacally at no one in particular
- flips her hair over her left shoulder
- shakes someone's hand
- flips her hair over her right shoulder
- almost displays her cooch to the young child giving her flowers when she bends over
- does the Hunchback of Notre Dame walk over to her adoring, waiting fans
- opens her mouth really wide
- flips her hair over BOTH shoulders
- opens her mouth really wide again
- gets told that she actually has to acknowledge the soldiers by Rebecca
- stares blankly as someone tries to explain something other than clothes to her
- asks if you can feel the touch by touching it
- says that she misses William desperately
- opens her mouth really wide

So much work.  She'll need months and months of vacation after this. 

[whimsicalwriter]

Poor Waity,she'll work more in March then she has her entire life.

[PeDe]

Thank you PeDe.

  you are most welcome, TLLK 

[PeDe]

March 17
Catherine Dss of Cambridge will visit of the Irish Guards for St Patrick, Aldershot.
- presents shamrocks to the Irish Gaurds @ the St.Patrick's Day Parade;
- attends private meeting w/the senior personnel in the Officers' Mess;
- meets members of the QS Club, the Regiment Association, & the Mini Micks cadets on the parade ground;
- is photographed w/100 Sergeants & then 40 officers;
- visits 300 Guardsmen for lunch in the dining room;
- attends private meeting w/the past + present serving officers + their families;
- attends private luncheon w/officers @ the Barracks

Well, if they're going to be that precise in every little thing she's doing then they forgot a few:

- fumbles her way out of the car
- flashes her inner thigh at photographers
- grins maniacally at no one in particular
- flips her hair over her left shoulder
- shakes someone's hand
- flips her hair over her right shoulder
- almost displays her cooch to the young child giving her flowers when she bends over
- does the Hunchback of Notre Dame walk over to her adoring, waiting fans
- opens her mouth really wide
- flips her hair over BOTH shoulders
- opens her mouth really wide again
- gets told that she actually has to acknowledge the soldiers by Rebecca
- stares blankly as someone tries to explain something other than clothes to her
- asks if you can feel the touch by touching it
- says that she misses William desperately
- opens her mouth really wide

  nice one, lb...you have to wait 24h for the next one 

[gudgeon]

UH-OH, I have an update  


2012


March 1
Catherine Dss of Cambridge accompanies H.M. Elizabeth II, H.R.H. Camilla Dss of Cornwall to unveil a plaque to commemorate the regeneration of Piccadilly at Fortnum + Mason, Piccadilly, London

March 8
Catherine Dss of Cambridge accompanies H.M. Elizabeth II and Prince Philip to a visit to Leicester

March 13
Catherine Dss of Cambridge will visit a military regiment, London

March 15
Catherine Dss of Cambridge is introduced by Prince Charles to his charity Children and Arts, and joined by Camilla Dss of Cornwall @ Dulwich Picture Gallery, London

March 17
Catherine Dss of Cambridge will visit of the Irish Guards for St Patrick, Aldershot.
- presents shamrocks to the Irish Gaurds @ the St.Patrick's Day Parade;
- attends private meeting w/the senior personnel in the Officers' Mess;
- meets members of the QS Club, the Regiment Association, & the Mini Micks cadets on the parade ground;
- is photographed w/100 Sergeants & then 40 officers;
- visits 300 Guardsmen for lunch in the dining room;
- attends private meeting w/the past + present serving officers + their families;
- attends private luncheon w/officers @ the Barracks

March 19
Catherine Dss of Cambridge inaugurates the children's hospital in Ipswich

TBD
Catherine, Dss of Cambridge accompanies her husband on behalf of H.M. Elizabeth II's Diamond Jubilee to Malaysia, Singapore, Tuvalu, & the Solomon Islands.

The really pathetic part is that they will count March 17 as having done 7 engagements even though it's really only 1 event. (Or, if we include the secret real list that laboheme managed to sneak out of Apt 1a she'll be up over 20 "engagements" for one day! She's a real workaholic.) It's SO PATHETIC!!! This is why the royals look like they are working their fingers to the bone - they count breathing as an "engagement."