southport
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It's so annoying! Is it a sign of fakeness, insecurity, goofiness, dimness, acting, streak of madness, smugness or a combination of all the above? Is she so out of her depth that she uses grining like a wolf/hyena as a fallback?
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freethespoon
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I think it's nerves mixed with a sense of 'See, I made it'.
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TLLK
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She's letting everyone know that she received the instructions to smile, smile, smile and will follow them dutifully.  |
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Hester
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It's probably because she knows that she has rather a hard, plain face when it is without a smile. She does not have a sweet face at all.
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She's letting everyone know that she received the instructions to smile, smile, smile and will follow them dutifully. plus lack of depth , someone who has lived a life of a child ,being fed by mummy and daddy ,having no life experience except partying late and travelling without a stranger tricking her into his car will automatically lack any sort of character and personality and i think that her personnel growth stooped the day she and her mummy decided to make her a princess in the family meeting ,hence the constant fake grinning. |
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gudgeon
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Some fun for the thread  I humbly present The Stages of Waity: STAGE 1: TRYING TO LOOK CONCERNED If I tilt my head just so and open my eyes wide I think I'll look really concerned. Note to self...paparazzi is on my right. Must.look.sympathetic. Hello my paparazzi friends...keep the cameras on me and I'll be smiling again soon, I promise! Right now though, I have to look "sad." <sigh> When will this infernal day be over? If I point, people will think I'm interested! Do I look...what is the word? Ah, "mournful" yeah, that's it. Yep, I definitely look more mournful than blondie over here...what a faker!STAGE 2: NOPE...CAN'T DO IT...I've got to set my smile-beast free! Mama-Milla, are we almost done here or what? Shall we get a bee-sting treatment after this?? Maybe nip out for some foie gras? Oh look, there's my Big Willy...am I allowed to wave to him?? I make black look good! Yeah, I said it...I look GOOD! I'm here for the fashion show! Oh, wait...what?? I'm so sorry you lost everything you own. (Am I smiling?) My weave looks so good today...so full and gorgeous. What am I doing here again? You like my hair too, don't you? It's okay, I know you're in mourning, but you can say it. One more time for the paps...I might have been blinking in the last picture. Thank GOD I'm done with that...now I can go SHOPPING! Yippee. Smile for the cameras!  What?? Starving children? Where? Is that what I'm doing here? Can you believe we have to wear these goofy hats. My precious curls are getting flattened! Watch how many articles I can get them to write about my "pregnancy" I can't BELIEVE you would pass me that high-calorie life saver peanut paste...oh wait, "pregnant" women can't eat peanuts, right? Perrrrfect!  Are you angry with me Big Willy? Why is your jaw clenched like that? Okay...W.A.I.T.Y....OOPS! C.A.T.H.E.R.I.N.E. There, I did it! Are you proud now? trying not to wave to paps...trying so hard...STAGE 3: DESPERATE FOR WILLY'S APPROVAL...smiling through the pain Are you happy? Why don't you look at me like you look at those horses? Hello...I'm over here, Big Willy. If you're nice to me I'll give you a big surprise when we get home! Are you happy? Oh, please be happy! I had so much fun today! Thanks for letting me get all dolled up in my £2,000. Let's go home and watch Towie like all the plebs do. Royal life is so fun! You are soooo funny. I promise to laugh hysterically at all your stupid clever jokes for the rest of our lives. No need to take a mistress!!! Please!STAGE 4: Yeah, I'm a princess now, so SUCK IT you punks!!!!      ME? Eat food? Oh Willy, you are HI-larious     Just smile and remember "I'm going to be queen...I'm going to be queen."AND FINALLY, THE WAITY PREQUEL: At least we know she's always been like this!        (Before her teeth-whitening?!)   |
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Swashbuckler
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Wow thank you gudgeon for the effort  Your comments are fun  It's quite scary looking at this same 'smile' (more a grimace) in all the pictures  She's so full of herself and her new position  |
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editorathome
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...i think that her personnel growth stooped the day she and her mummy decided to make her a princess in the family meeting ,hence the constant fake grinning.
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lyndell75
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Some of those pics reveal smoke teeth stains...good that she good her teeth whiten
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Molly2101
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Gudgeon, what perfection! I believe she smiles because it prevents her from actually having to formulate a response. If she smiles people will think she is paying attention and agrees with what they are all saying. |
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"All my heart is yours, sir: it belongs to you; and with you it would remain, were fate to exile the rest of me from your presence forever." Jane Eyre, Charlotte Bronte.
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Lexy
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What i find odd about her grins is when it looks liek she's hysterically laughing and no one around her is :/ Or when she's smiling broadly in several pictures to William he isn't. What on earth is so funny? It's been a year and she's done several events can it STILL be nerves? It's just odd to me. Or like at the Royal lunch two days ago where it looks like Harry and William are speaking and then she's in background with a HUGE smile on and it's like oh she must be in the conversation? Then you see this photo:  of her being a couple feet away while william and harry were talking the entire time and their bodies are turned slightly away from her  what on earth is wrong with her? then there's this  the grin during the wedding ceremony when saying "For richer or poorer"  she's just very inappropriate and transparent, I can't really tell if it's because she has a little smugness "hahaha to all of you who called me waity!" or if she's just stupid/nervous :/ |
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Emma Rose
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 Hahaha to all of you who called me Waity!! |
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LucyintheSky
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It's what happens when you wind up the knob in her back to smiling...Or, I wouldn't be surprised if she takes a nip or 2 of some macallans, better yet Stoli. (before events you know to 'steady her')
No empathy in that trick.
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