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« Reply #120 on: March 15, 2019, 08:16:24 PM »

Who in their right mind would want these pictures, let alone pay for them?
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« Reply #121 on: March 15, 2019, 08:53:44 PM »

I just can't with this modern painting. Yes, Ari's is depressing.

And seriouly Darth Vader and Buddha?

What's the message of these paintings?

"I'm not very good at art"

Honestly, Gunvald Larsson's paintings are the best of the three. Ari and Buddha man are just bad. And I say that as an amateur royal disher and professional modern art curator.

Wait, I thought you were a professional Tessy Stan/Instagram Troll. Now we find that you have further expertise in fine art. You are so versatile! 

My Tessy stanning is more of a religious vocation.

More from Ari's midlife crisis art:



Considering Ari's divorce and inlaws, this has some ... interesting... motifs



a crown motif



Screaming figure trapped in a castle



King



In conclusion, Ari has taken the divorce surprising well and is a happy and balanced man who should definitely not be kept as far from the Norwegian royal family as possible
Laughing The things you have to deal with as PR team or head of a monarchy these days... Clown
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« Reply #122 on: March 16, 2019, 01:42:21 PM »

Ari once said in an interview that Queen Sonja would kill him if she could, so no love lost between him and the royal family.
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« Reply #123 on: March 16, 2019, 01:46:40 PM »

Ari once said in an interview that Queen Sonja would kill him if she could, so no love lost between him and the royal family.

I can't blame her. Seeing these paintings gives you a pretty good idea what's going on inside him.
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« Reply #124 on: March 16, 2019, 02:05:26 PM »

Ari once said in an interview that Queen Sonja would kill him if she could, so no love lost between him and the royal family.

I can't blame her. Seeing these paintings gives you a pretty good idea what's going on inside him.

Even if she did, what a thing to say!  And yes, judging by his art he seems a little disturbed.
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« Reply #125 on: March 16, 2019, 08:26:13 PM »

A few years ago, Ari held a penis exhibition called "The art of Lovemaking". He said the inspiration to the pictures came from dick pics his artist friend received on Tinder.

Yeah, I can totally see why he got the nickname "the son-in-law from hell"..





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« Reply #126 on: March 16, 2019, 10:55:42 PM »

A few years ago, Ari held a penis exhibition called "The art of Lovemaking". He said the inspiration to the pictures came from dick pics his artist friend received on Tinder.

Yeah, I can totally see why he got the nickname "the son-in-law from hell"..







Thatís grounds for divorce right there.
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« Reply #127 on: March 17, 2019, 04:43:19 AM »



Thatís grounds for divorce right there.
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uhhh I don't know...they look perferct for Viagra ads 

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« Reply #128 on: March 17, 2019, 04:45:21 AM »

Who in their right mind would want these pictures, let alone pay for them?

Sigmund Freud??

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« Reply #129 on: March 17, 2019, 07:55:21 AM »

Who in their right mind would want these pictures, let alone pay for them?

Sigmund Freud??

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« Reply #130 on: March 17, 2019, 07:57:23 AM »

Those pictures remind me of that episode of Sex and the City where Charlotte ends up modelling her lower regions for a painting.
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« Reply #131 on: March 17, 2019, 09:13:20 AM »

"Give me a sharpie, I have an idea" Crazy.

When school kids 'grace' their desks with such graffiti, they get told off.
Artist Behn got obviously praise for the same.

I previously thought he was just eccentric. Now I think he sees himself as the natural child of Edvard Munch & Otto Schiele.
Problem is, he has no talent, and if he wasn't ex hubby of Maertha Louise, he wouldn't even get near the outside of a  gallery with his 'oeuvre'.
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« Reply #132 on: March 17, 2019, 10:42:02 AM »

Nothing like Tinder for a little inspiration. ..
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« Reply #133 on: March 17, 2019, 11:13:05 AM »

Someone like Ari Behn shouldn't have married into the royal family; you can't be against the establishment AND enjoy the perks as the princess' husband. You can't have it both ways.
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« Reply #134 on: March 17, 2019, 12:05:09 PM »

Who in their right mind would want these pictures, let alone pay for them?

Sigmund Freud??

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