Ari Behn - NEWS

[Kristallinchen]

Who in their right mind would want these pictures, let alone pay for them?

[ElisaRose]

I just can't with this modern painting. Yes, Ari's is depressing.

And seriouly Darth Vader and Buddha?

What's the message of these paintings?

"I'm not very good at art"

Honestly, Gunvald Larsson's paintings are the best of the three. Ari and Buddha man are just bad. And I say that as an amateur royal disher and professional modern art curator.

Wait, I thought you were a professional Tessy Stan/Instagram Troll. Now we find that you have further expertise in fine art. You are so versatile! 

My Tessy stanning is more of a religious vocation.

More from Ari's midlife crisis art:



Considering Ari's divorce and inlaws, this has some ... interesting... motifs



a crown motif



Screaming figure trapped in a castle



King



In conclusion, Ari has taken the divorce surprising well and is a happy and balanced man who should definitely not be kept as far from the Norwegian royal family as possible

The things you have to deal with as PR team or head of a monarchy these days...

[Lady Adelaide]

Ari once said in an interview that Queen Sonja would kill him if she could, so no love lost between him and the royal family.

[Kristallinchen]

Ari once said in an interview that Queen Sonja would kill him if she could, so no love lost between him and the royal family.

I can't blame her. Seeing these paintings gives you a pretty good idea what's going on inside him.

[anastasia beaverhausen]

Ari once said in an interview that Queen Sonja would kill him if she could, so no love lost between him and the royal family.

I can't blame her. Seeing these paintings gives you a pretty good idea what's going on inside him.

Even if she did, what a thing to say!  And yes, judging by his art he seems a little disturbed.

[Lady Adelaide]

A few years ago, Ari held a penis exhibition called "The art of Lovemaking". He said the inspiration to the pictures came from dick pics his artist friend received on Tinder.

Yeah, I can totally see why he got the nickname "the son-in-law from hell"..

[anastasia beaverhausen]

A few years ago, Ari held a penis exhibition called "The art of Lovemaking". He said the inspiration to the pictures came from dick pics his artist friend received on Tinder.

Yeah, I can totally see why he got the nickname "the son-in-law from hell"..

That’s grounds for divorce right there.

[getafix]

That’s grounds for divorce right there.
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uhhh I don't know...they look perferct for Viagra ads 

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[getafix]

Who in their right mind would want these pictures, let alone pay for them?

Sigmund Freud??

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[Butterbean]

Who in their right mind would want these pictures, let alone pay for them?

Sigmund Freud??

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[Harley]

Those pictures remind me of that episode of Sex and the City where Charlotte ends up modelling her lower regions for a painting.

[Kaiserin]

"Give me a sharpie, I have an idea" .

When school kids 'grace' their desks with such graffiti, they get told off.
Artist Behn got obviously praise for the same.

I previously thought he was just eccentric. Now I think he sees himself as the natural child of Edvard Munch & Otto Schiele.
Problem is, he has no talent, and if he wasn't ex hubby of Maertha Louise, he wouldn't even get near the outside of a  gallery with his 'oeuvre'.

[Barrie]

Nothing like Tinder for a little inspiration. ..

[Tatini]

Someone like Ari Behn shouldn't have married into the royal family; you can't be against the establishment AND enjoy the perks as the princess' husband. You can't have it both ways.

[Kristallinchen]

Who in their right mind would want these pictures, let alone pay for them?

Sigmund Freud??

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He would've enjoyed them.