Seabiscuit doesn't work that much. He hasn't had an engagement since November! He's the FA's president and missed their 150th anni, but he can jet to Mustique, shirk royal responsibilities, and eat oats out of Ma Middleton's palms. Please let the monarchy end with QE or Charles. If these two ever get to the throne...we will end up in a revolution, hated by the rest of the world, and with lots of issues. They should just become private citizens and do what they want. Don't try to make it better by throwing in one engagement in three months. SMH. Disgusting on all accounts.
I think the rest of the world will LOVE them. They will forever make state visits, because it's really like vacation, only paid by the peasants happily toiling in the fields of home, with a whistle on their lips (sounds a bit like wheezing), and sparkle in their eyes (tears have dried a long time ago).
Her Royal Self can spark a thousand envies with her hair, giving rise to the Kate Hair trend (after the Diana Hair and the Rachel Hair). She will be known for her impeccable dress sense that emphasizes femininity (the flowy dresses that gives peeks at passersby, the cleavages that does not quite get to the navel and the slit up the thigh that doesn't quite get to the crotch). And with this, she will singlehandedly revive the British Fashion Industry.
While he, king of the nation, will dazzle people with his bald spot (that can also be used to send Morse codes to help people, due to his impeccable SAR background), and move people to tears with stories of his upbringing. People will claw their tongue out before ill-words reach the back of their teeth, and the streets will be greened with grass should His Royal Self desires to have a spot of snack before elevenses. Thus, saving the world from global warming.
And the Holy Royal Sprog will soothe the nation's ire with every engagement skipped and charity events canceled.
I think I have just given myself instant diabetes.