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« on: February 24, 2007, 10:50:43 PM »

What's the scoop on Madeleine - she seems to be known as the sexy Princess, looks like a flashy gal.  I don't follow the other royals only a few scattered inquiries here and there, but since Harald's b'day bash I'd be curious - the faux tan, peroxide hair, cleavage galore - how is she regarded?

I'm thinking this article has a lot to do with "decollete" - translation anyone?

http://www.vg.no/pub/vgart.hbs?artid=177942
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« Reply #1 on: February 24, 2007, 11:22:46 PM »

It says that Madde's cleavage is in the middle of a battle between a Norwegian media outlet and a Swedish one. The Swedes are accusing the Norwegians of being fixated on her boobs.

The thing is, Sweden is full of Madeleines. She is so par for the course it is depressing for ordinary mortal females. THAT's the real reason why the suicide rate is so high! Men can't have her and ordinary women don't look like her.  Grin
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« Reply #2 on: February 24, 2007, 11:25:29 PM »

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It says that Madde's cleavage is in the middle of a battle between a Norwegian media outlet and a Swedish one. The Swedes are accusing the Norwegians of being fixated on her boobs.

The thing is, Sweden is full of Madeleines. She is so par for the course it is depressing for ordinary mortal females. THAT's the real reason why the suicide rate is so high! Men can't have her and ordinary women don't look like her.  Grin

Thanks Cece!  Boy and I thought it was the dark winters and too much Svedka!
Love a good tabloid scandal/battle Grin too bad I don't read either language - hey I have something in common with MOSHpit

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« Reply #3 on: February 25, 2007, 12:20:43 AM »

Well, while the Swedes and the Norwegians slug it out over Madde's bososm, I have to say that on the whole I find Martha more attractive.

Her figure is great, she seems natural and unaffected, smiling, pretty and less barbie than Madde, even though she may not have the same cleavage.
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« Reply #4 on: February 26, 2007, 08:51:02 PM »

LOL they take every opportunity they have LOL (xm-lol)

 

http://ekstrabladet.dk/fl...ngelige/article274738.ece

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Princess Madeleine’s breasts have created a media crisis (xt-banana2) between Norway and Sweden, with our own Prince Joachim’s eyes glued(tounge) to the conflict’s main character (star).

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The Swedish Court, with a, for the Danes something as unknown as a, speaking information boss, rejects the critic:

- Madeleine chooses her clothes herself, and there are no rules for how a Pricness has to be dressed, says info boss Nina Eldh.

 

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« Reply #5 on: February 26, 2007, 11:32:25 PM »

If Madeleine just put her heart into it, she could become the new 'Anna Nicole.'  She's halfway there already.
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« Reply #6 on: February 28, 2007, 03:36:51 AM »

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If Madeleine just put her heart into it, she could become the new 'Anna Nicole.'  She's halfway there already.

yup she is... now all she needs is a 1/2 dead 80+ year old to marry and Whoom!
She's there Grin

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« Reply #7 on: March 10, 2007, 01:02:21 AM »

I'm certain with Madeleine's beauty and title she can do a lot better than some title-grubbing-wannabe-royal who lends themself to any depravity in the pursuit of whatever.  As if!
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« Reply #8 on: March 10, 2007, 04:47:28 AM »

Needing an introduction into the world of Madeleine? An illustrated one?

Here we go:

The Princess and the two big peas

Once upon a time there was a cute little princess. She was daddy´s darling and in the opposite to the births of her siblings, daddy was even present at her birth. All loved the little headstrong girl.
http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/4664/mad19sm6.jpg
Years went by and she grew up to a beautiful Teenager. Horses were her best friends and she spent many days at the stables.
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And as time went on she blossomed even more and at 18, she was at her top.
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Becoming the member of a gym (with very monarchistic trainers  Halo ) had helped her to get a fantastisk shape.
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One year later she had finished school. And at this point daddy´s girl had to face her first little crisis. What to do with my life, she asked herself. Daddy has so much money on his bank account for me, why should I educate myself further? I know EVERYTHING about life, that I need to know. And the pretty Princess knew indeed a lot about life. E.g. how one would dance all night in Stockholm´s in clubs and how one would get invited for a lot of Champagne. Stockholm soon became too little for the princess, who wasn´t so little anymore. And so she moved to London to improve her English. And to learn about an other kind of stallions than the ones, she had met in the stables. The first of this kind was Pierre, who had a cosy time under that, what he must have considered as heaven.
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Soon Erik came into her life. Erik was a young man, who had experienced a lot of experience in his life. Among other things, he knew a loooot about meeting criminal judges. And he knew, what luck, he had with the little princess...and so he got a firm hold of her (assets)
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With all the boys and attention that happened, what is always happening to girls, who didn´t know, that they are beautiful and who suddenly realise it. The little princess found out about the tacky side of life and about the two Mammae non lactans decorating her chest. And so she decided to show them to the world
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Pappa Kungen couldn´t understand the attention around these two assets, which just needed some fresh air at the Nobel Prize Award...
One day Madeleine dropped lovely Erik and soon she got a new boyfriend. This time a wealthy student. Obviously though not rich enough to buy her a Bikini covering everything.
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And there happened maaaany other things in the princess life. She started to study and some naive subjects (and Pseudo subjects like this storyteller here) even thought, she would be one of these Royal siblings, who really aim for a serious job.
In this time Madeleine also got a big Vroom Vroom. Oh, and what all one could do with it! Driving in the pedestrian area, speeding on the motorway and bumping into cabs, loaded with 80 year old grannies.
And the process of awareness over the own potential in beauty things went on. Some miracle invention made it possible to get even tanned in cold cold Sweden. And so the little princess changed her bed to one of these machines.
http://img216.imageshack..../img216/9935/mad20gm6.jpg
Unfortunately her two assets developed Asthma and needed a lot of fresh air.
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One day the princess graduated from university and had gotten her bachelor of arts. During her studies she aimed more and more a life as support for her big sister, the other young princess at the court.
And how did it go on with the little princess. Did she live happily after and what about her boyfriend and could her assets overcome Asthma??
I can tell you, she got a life after university and what a life! She packed her bf into one of her Louis Vuitton suitcases and they went to NYC...the big apple. One had told the princess, that there one could learn a great deal about Unicef...and even more about partying, meeting Playboy model Victoria Silvstedt and one could even find an occasion for wearing ones favourite colour PINK.
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Thanks to all these great university studies the princess could learn, that methanol, a side product of distillery did damage the eyes of many Swedes and so they wouldn´t see, if she would live more on the Britney Spears side of life. They would still vote her to the most beautiful woman in Sweden and her shape to the best one.
So it also didn´t matter, that she just went to the gym to chat with her new brother-in-law
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...and just imagine even no one minded her trailer park look, when going to it...
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...and when partying
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...and when visiting mummy and daddy on Sunday
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And who would care about her dark roots? And Porn star manicure? No one!
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All fairytales have an happy ending. Also this one. The little princess, daddy´s darling had finally found a task in her life. Charity woman and (future) wife, what more could one hope for. While her hubby-to-be works long hours with his (strangely mainly female) colleagues in an office, she is walking her "training baby" Zorro. Zorro is a cute little Jack Terrier Russel, that even has godmothers and that needs inspite of short hair a coiffeur.
http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/4046/zorrozv2.jpg
But like all mummies also the Princess needs her time off and so Zorro is attending daycare. And so the Princess can help her own mummy with charity and imagine! she is even attending master classes...she is even doing 5points courses a term. That is a lot!...considering, that she has to be a mummy for a doggy, has to take care of a boyfriend, has to do about 5 Charity events, and has to perform 5 duties a year. The students, who are taking the ordinary 20p courses don´t need to do that. And their assets also don´t have Asthma and need fresh air.
http://img216.imageshack..../img216/6281/mad24so7.jpg
They have it much easier...so much, that they can´t forget their doggies at daycare over night as it happened of late to Zorro.
But don´t worry...the next day the Princess or one of the godmothers had time and picked the doggy up and so the little Princess could go on with her hard, but happy life. THE END!
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Of course I´m just jealous  Grin Whistle Nonetheless an good opportunity for sharing my favourite pictures of H.R.H. Princess Madeleine, Duchess of Hälsingland and Gästrikland





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« Reply #9 on: March 10, 2007, 05:03:08 AM »

Madeleine's got beauty, title, youth...just about everything; or perhaps she has everything.  Yes, I think some people would be jealous of that.
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« Reply #10 on: March 10, 2007, 05:56:29 AM »

Lena, what a great bio. Thank you- the pics are wonderful Wink
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« Reply #11 on: March 10, 2007, 11:52:48 AM »

Let me add my parise to Avise's.  Wow - that was hilarious.  I laughed a lot.

She is tacky!  And apart from their asthma issues and her possible desire to be a new Helen of Troy (the breasts that launched a thousand ships) in a Nordic war, why is she always flaunting them?

I also think she wears colored contact lenses.  Plenty of people have laser-like, very intense blue eyes but hers are sort of opaque and aqua-tinted.

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« Reply #12 on: March 11, 2007, 11:07:19 PM »

She really needs to ease up on the tanning - the baby picture shows that she's naturally very fair skinned.  She's very pretty (when she doesn't completely broil herself), but she's beginning to get lined.  I have a feeling that her looks will have a short 'shelf life' and she won't look so great in about 10 years.  She'll probably follow Mommy and resort to cosemetic surgery.
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« Reply #13 on: March 11, 2007, 11:10:24 PM »

Madeleine is beautiful!!!!!!!!!!!! Smiley
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« Reply #14 on: March 12, 2007, 01:49:17 AM »

Let me add my parise to Avise's.  Wow - that was hilarious.  I laughed a lot.

She is tacky!  And apart from their asthma issues and her possible desire to be a new Helen of Troy (the breasts that launched a thousand ships) in a Nordic war, why is she always flaunting them?

I also think she wears colored contact lenses.  Plenty of people have laser-like, very intense blue eyes but hers are sort of opaque and aqua-tinted.



Yes, she is definitely wearing coloured contacts every now and then. She is (like her siblings) short-sighted and I´ve seen her with glasses...and then her eyes looked ordinary middle blue.
I don´t mind someone bleeching the teeth, dyeing the hair, using coloured contacts, tanning, using fake nails (surely all better than to go directly to a Brazilian surgeon) but in her case the combination of all together is quite a heavy load.
Lately I came across one of these fake pics of Madeleine (body of a porn star, head of Madeleine) and one could have thought the hands of the porn star were also Madeleine´s  Secret

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She really needs to ease up on the tanning - the baby picture shows that she's naturally very fair skinned.  She's very pretty (when she doesn't completely broil herself), but she's beginning to get lined.  I have a feeling that her looks will have a short 'shelf life' and she won't look so great in about 10 years.  She'll probably follow Mommy and resort to cosemetic surgery.

Well, at least things got better. Around 2003 and 2004 I´ve felt all the time an sudden urge to eat fried sausages, everytime I saw pictures of her  Roll Eyes But I guess now it´s already too late. Victoria, who is 5 years older and who was at least a bit less into tanning than her sister, is now aging rapidly. So one can only imagine, how Madeleine will look in 5 years  Crap
And as one can see with Mommy, plastic surgery still hasn´t found an ultimate solution for getting ones skin young again. Silvia´s botoxed face might look good in portrait pictures...but if she is smiling...holy moly...one nearly wants to call Batman for eliminating the Joker  Halo

IMO look-wise Madeleine is these days starting to look more like her father. Unfortunately...then again...at least the rumours on her being the biological daughter of Roger Moore have stopped  Laugh bounce

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