Needing an introduction into the world of Madeleine? An illustrated one?
Here we go:The Princess and the two big peas
Once upon a time there was a cute little princess. She was daddy´s darling and in the opposite to the births of her siblings, daddy was even present at her birth. All loved the little headstrong girl. http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/4664/mad19sm6.jpg
Years went by and she grew up to a beautiful Teenager. Horses were her best friends and she spent many days at the stables.http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/3927/mad8qa4.jpghttp://img95.imageshack.us/img95/5012/mad9tk3.jpg
And as time went on she blossomed even more and at 18, she was at her top. http://img216.imageshack..../img216/9743/mad11pp4.jpg
Becoming the member of a gym (with very monarchistic trainers
) had helped her to get a fantastisk shape.http://img216.imageshack..../img216/1551/mad15yj0.jpg
One year later she had finished school. And at this point daddy´s girl had to face her first little crisis. What to do with my life, she asked herself. Daddy has so much money on his bank account for me, why should I educate myself further? I know EVERYTHING about life, that I need to know. And the pretty Princess knew indeed a lot about life. E.g. how one would dance all night in Stockholm´s in clubs and how one would get invited for a lot of Champagne. Stockholm soon became too little for the princess, who wasn´t so little anymore. And so she moved to London to improve her English. And to learn about an other kind of stallions than the ones, she had met in the stables. The first of this kind was Pierre, who had a cosy time under that, what he must have considered as heaven.http://img216.imageshack..../img216/3306/mad13lu7.jpg
Soon Erik came into her life. Erik was a young man, who had experienced a lot of experience in his life. Among other things, he knew a loooot about meeting criminal judges. And he knew, what luck, he had with the little princess...and so he got a firm hold of her (assets)http://img214.imageshack....s/img214/8682/erikgk6.jpg
With all the boys and attention that happened, what is always happening to girls, who didn´t know, that they are beautiful and who suddenly realise it. The little princess found out about the tacky side of life and about the two Mammae non lactans decorating her chest. And so she decided to show them to the worldhttp://img219.imageshack....s/img219/5580/mad7ec3.jpg
Pappa Kungen couldn´t understand the attention around these two assets, which just needed some fresh air at the Nobel Prize Award...
One day Madeleine dropped lovely Erik and soon she got a new boyfriend. This time a wealthy student. Obviously though not rich enough to buy her a Bikini covering everything. http://img216.imageshack....essmadeleine001jpgav3.jpg
And there happened maaaany other things in the princess life. She started to study and some naive subjects (and Pseudo subjects like this storyteller here) even thought, she would be one of these Royal siblings, who really aim for a serious job.
In this time Madeleine also got a big Vroom Vroom. Oh, and what all one could do with it! Driving in the pedestrian area, speeding on the motorway and bumping into cabs, loaded with 80 year old grannies.
And the process of awareness over the own potential in beauty things went on. Some miracle invention made it possible to get even tanned in cold cold Sweden. And so the little princess changed her bed to one of these machines.http://img216.imageshack..../img216/9935/mad20gm6.jpg
Unfortunately her two assets developed Asthma and needed a lot of fresh air.http://img216.imageshack....s/img216/2729/mad5kp8.jpghttp://img216.imageshack....s/img216/1232/mad4gn8.jpg
One day the princess graduated from university and had gotten her bachelor of arts. During her studies she aimed more and more a life as support for her big sister, the other young princess at the court.
And how did it go on with the little princess. Did she live happily after and what about her boyfriend and could her assets overcome Asthma??
I can tell you, she got a life after university and what a life! She packed her bf into one of her Louis Vuitton suitcases and they went to NYC...the big apple. One had told the princess, that there one could learn a great deal about Unicef...and even more about partying, meeting Playboy model Victoria Silvstedt and one could even find an occasion for wearing ones favourite colour PINK.http://img249.imageshack..../img249/5067/mad23hf3.jpg
Thanks to all these great university studies the princess could learn, that methanol, a side product of distillery did damage the eyes of many Swedes and so they wouldn´t see, if she would live more on the Britney Spears side of life. They would still vote her to the most beautiful woman in Sweden and her shape to the best one.
So it also didn´t matter, that she just went to the gym to chat with her new brother-in-lawhttp://img295.imageshack....s/img295/959/mad18bo9.jpghttp://img216.imageshack....fud268112551princevx7.jpghttp://img297.imageshack....s/img297/3576/hipsch3.jpg
...and just imagine even no one minded her trailer park look, when going to it... http://img216.imageshack....s/img216/5904/mad2gh7.jpg
...and when partyinghttp://img88.imageshack.us/img88/362/mad3xi9.jpg
...and when visiting mummy and daddy on Sundayhttp://img98.imageshack.u.../img98/2752/maddeamm5.jpg
And who would care about her dark roots? And Porn star manicure? No one!http://img216.imageshack..../img216/3521/mad22tq8.jpg
All fairytales have an happy ending. Also this one. The little princess, daddy´s darling had finally found a task in her life. Charity woman and (future) wife, what more could one hope for. While her hubby-to-be works long hours with his (strangely mainly female) colleagues in an office, she is walking her "training baby" Zorro. Zorro is a cute little Jack Terrier Russel, that even has godmothers and that needs inspite of short hair a coiffeur. http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/4046/zorrozv2.jpg
But like all mummies also the Princess needs her time off and so Zorro is attending daycare. And so the Princess can help her own mummy with charity and imagine! she is even attending master classes...she is even doing 5points courses a term. That is a lot!...considering, that she has to be a mummy for a doggy, has to take care of a boyfriend, has to do about 5 Charity events, and has to perform 5 duties a year. The students, who are taking the ordinary 20p courses don´t need to do that. And their assets also don´t have Asthma and need fresh air.http://img216.imageshack..../img216/6281/mad24so7.jpg
They have it much easier...so much, that they can´t forget their doggies at daycare over night as it happened of late to Zorro.
But don´t worry...the next day the Princess or one of the godmothers had time and picked the doggy up and so the little Princess could go on with her hard, but happy life. THE END!
Of course I´m just jealous
Nonetheless an good opportunity for sharing my favourite pictures of H.R.H. Princess Madeleine, Duchess of Hälsingland and Gästrikland