Not that there is anything wrong with yuppies.
If a yuppie is new money, then I fall into that category. Happily and proudly so. All my wealth was earned by me. No trust funds from mummy or daddy.
And you call yourself worthy of a prince?!
Gurl, you'd better:
-brush up on your scrunchie collection. If you can open the door to your apartment, you have too few and Harry will not be returning your texts from dancing class.
-learn to drape yourself unattractively in scarfs. Beware, this is known to attract the snobbiest of red lobsters.
-have a serious
look at your jeggings collection. I know they're tight
, but are they tight enough...
. For guidance, ask yourself the following, 'From Mars, can they see the personal spoon collection that I keep in my pants?'
But...earning your own money
seriously spoonie, I expected better of you.