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« Reply #15 on: January 11, 2017, 01:05:17 AM »

Charlene and Mares announce that they are attending an immersive French language "bootcamp" and emerge 6 weeks later with their entire faces reversed;

Stephanie announces pregnancy but unfortunately gives birth to 25 scarves;

Sofia announces second pregnancy, openly credits her father-in-law; Greasy doesn't change expression and still looks like he just wet his pants;

All the kids under the age of 5 continue to be incredibly cute;

Christian petitions Danish court for full emancipation and declaration of adulthood; Danish courts concur and award him separate residence and status befitting a more mature adult than his father and more natural appearance than his mother.  Daisy, relieved, names him co-Regent and Heir Apparent, thus obtaining the trifecta of pissed-off-succubi {Freddles, Mares & Henrik The Larger}.  In their first official act as co-Regents, Christian and Daisy name Isabella then Jokke as next in line, bypassing the Wonder Twins, who are sent to behavioral modification classes with Madeline and Chris over in Sweden;

Wills bores himself to death, no one notices his absence.  Kate finds weight of Big Blue too much to lift in getting out of bed and decides to stay there forever, no one notices her absence.  George and Charlotte are sent to live with Madeline and Chris in Sweden;

Victoria and Dan sigh, look at each other, and soldier on;

Mette-Marit finally runs off with her intellectual equal and soulmate, Mickey Rourke.  Haakon looks much peppier and starts writing screen treatments to draw major films to production in Oslo.  Marries Emma Stone (2018).

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« Reply #16 on: January 11, 2017, 01:19:44 AM »

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Charlene and Mares announce that they are attending an immersive French language "bootcamp" and emerge 6 weeks later with their entire faces reversed;

Stephanie announces pregnancy but unfortunately gives birth to 25 scarves;

Sofia announces second pregnancy, openly credits her father-in-law; Greasy doesn't change expression and still looks like he just wet his pants;

All the kids under the age of 5 continue to be incredibly cute;

Christian petitions Danish court for full emancipation and declaration of adulthood; Danish courts concur and award him separate residence and status befitting a more mature adult than his father and more natural appearance than his mother.  Daisy, relieved, names him co-Regent and Heir Apparent, thus obtaining the trifecta of pissed-off-succubi {Freddles, Mares & Henrik The Larger}.  In their first official act as co-Regents, Christian and Daisy name Isabella then Jokke as next in line, bypassing the Wonder Twins, who are sent to behavioral modification classes with Madeline and Chris over in Sweden;

Wills bores himself to death, no one notices his absence.  Kate finds weight of Big Blue too much to lift in getting out of bed and decides to stay there forever, no one notices her absence.  George and Charlotte are sent to live with Madeline and Chris in Sweden;

Victoria and Dan sigh, look at each other, and soldier on;

Mette-Marit finally runs off with her intellectual equal and soulmate, Mickey Rourke.  Haakon looks much peppier and starts writing screen treatments to draw major films to production in Oslo.  Marries Emma Stone (2018).


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« Reply #17 on: January 11, 2017, 03:42:27 AM »

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« Reply #18 on: January 11, 2017, 05:39:13 AM »

Charlene and Mares announce that they are attending an immersive French language "bootcamp" and emerge 6 weeks later with their entire faces reversed;

Stephanie announces pregnancy but unfortunately gives birth to 25 scarves;

Sofia announces second pregnancy, openly credits her father-in-law; Greasy doesn't change expression and still looks like he just wet his pants;

All the kids under the age of 5 continue to be incredibly cute;

Christian petitions Danish court for full emancipation and declaration of adulthood; Danish courts concur and award him separate residence and status befitting a more mature adult than his father and more natural appearance than his mother.  Daisy, relieved, names him co-Regent and Heir Apparent, thus obtaining the trifecta of pissed-off-succubi {Freddles, Mares & Henrik The Larger}.  In their first official act as co-Regents, Christian and Daisy name Isabella then Jokke as next in line, bypassing the Wonder Twins, who are sent to behavioral modification classes with Madeline and Chris over in Sweden;

Wills bores himself to death, no one notices his absence.  Kate finds weight of Big Blue too much to lift in getting out of bed and decides to stay there forever, no one notices her absence.  George and Charlotte are sent to live with Madeline and Chris in Sweden;

Victoria and Dan sigh, look at each other, and soldier on;

Mette-Marit finally runs off with her intellectual equal and soulmate, Mickey Rourke.  Haakon looks much peppier and starts writing screen treatments to draw major films to production in Oslo.  Marries Emma Stone (2018).




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« Reply #19 on: January 11, 2017, 09:16:14 PM »

Japan: The Japanese Diet will enact legislation enabling the emperor to abdicate. Naruhito becomes emperor. His father's health continues to decline. After Akihito's death, the empress will announce she's to become a Buddhist nun. Naruhito kicks butt with Kunaicho -- the Imperial Household Agency -- and he and Masako begin to enjoy a normal level of freedom.

Norway: Haakon takes on an increasing number of his father's engagements. Mette-Marit has additional surgery to deal with her neck-related problems. Her son by her prior relationship begins to win major ski competitions and to train for the next Olympics.

Denmark: Henrik continues to lose weight and his weight loss is finally determined to be related to a serious health issue. Marie surprises everyone by asking for a separation and spends an increasing amount of time in France. Fred goes into rehab and the palace finally acknowledges he has a substance-abuse problem.

Luxembourg: It is discovered that Stephanie and Guillame have traveled incognito to the U.S. for a fertility-related procedure that is frowned upon by Church authorities, but all is forgiven when it is clear that she is pregnant. She gives birth to a set of fraternal twins, which makes it clear they used in vitro fertilization, a major debate ensues in the Church because of this and the Vatican ultimately decides this is an acceptable method of achieving pregnancy in difficult cases.  Stephanie is now seen smiling and happy at all her engagements. 

Sweden: Princess Sophia is pregnant and Carl Philip wins some sort of design award for one of the consumer products in which he gave input. The Crown Princess couple travels to the U.S. for some Swedish-immigration anniversary and the U.S. media discovers her and falls in love with her. Another scandal surfaces with respect to Carl Gustav and this time the Queen will not put up with it. She retires to a dowager house and refuses to appear in public with the king ever again. She finds much joy in her grandchildren. After her departure from the palace, the King is photographed cavorting with three nude ``models.''

Netherlands: Maxima gets her hair cut very short a la Charlene and WA grows a beard. The eldest daughter goes through puberty and suddenly it's clear she will be VERY tall, taller than her father.

U.K.: Prince Philip's life draws to its close. The Queen handles his loss with grace and dignity but then chooses to retire from public life to a very significant degree, with the Princess Royal picking up most of the slack. Charles makes several gaffes in speeches that set him severely at odds with government policy.  One of the Spencer nieces marries, wearing the Spencer tiara, and Charlotte and George are among the tiny pages and maids.

William gets into a minor auto accident, with alcohol playing a part.  He is then stalked by photographers and in a fit of anger says he will resign his role in the Royal Family. Charles, acting for the Queen, accepts this on the condition that Harry will be named regent for Georgie  and that the two Cambridge children's middle-class upbringing be supplemented by tutorials from palace officials. Kate and William then retire to South Africa, where he spends his life running an elephant refuge and she has a series of relationships with gamekeepers.

Beatrice has a moment of conversion and enters an Anglican convent.  Andrew and Sarah remarry. Eugenie gets a new boyfriend who is not posh, and they decide to marry and emigrate to Australia.
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« Reply #20 on: January 11, 2017, 09:30:19 PM »



Denmark: Henrik continues to lose weight and his weight loss is finally determined to be related to a serious health issue. Marie surprises everyone by asking for a separation and spends an increasing amount of time in France. Fred goes into rehab and the palace finally acknowledges he has a substance-abuse problem.




 Blink why would that be. J&M are the happiest/most functioning couple of the DRF. Everybody elses realations ship is a screw up. Is there any indication?

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« Reply #21 on: July 11, 2017, 10:38:26 PM »

http://royalastrology.tum...dduchessofcambridge2017/1
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« Reply #22 on: July 11, 2017, 11:24:25 PM »

Will and Kate will have another baby - a girl

Harry will become engaged, but won't marry until 2018

Fred will secretly fall madly in love with a much younger woman, and appear happier than he has in years

Mary will spend even more money on clothes, shoes, and plastic surgery in an unsuccessful attempt to woo Fred back

Sofia and CP will have a baby girl

I'll admit, this is the subject of a potential NASCAR fanfic I'm playing around with.  Her name is Amelia Morgan and she's the PR rep for Joey Logano and she has Danish ancestry.     And if anyone has ideas on how Fred divorces Mary, I'm all ears!
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« Reply #23 on: July 12, 2017, 02:56:10 AM »

Belgium
- Same

Denmark
- Nikolai starts dating by the end of the year, perhaps (18 years old, anyone?)

Liechtenstein
- Same

Luxembourg
- Guillaume and Stephanie announce first pregnancy.
- Felix and Claire announce third pregnancy.
- Alex dates/stays single.

Monaco
- Albert and Charlene announce second pregnancy/decide to stay parents of two.
- Andrea and Tatiana announce third pregnancy.
- Charlotte stays the same/Monegasque press announces she's dating again.
- Pierre and Beatrice announce second pregnancy.
- Jazmin dates.

Netherlands
- Same

Norway
- Same

Spain
- Same

Sweden
- V&D and M&C announce third pregnancy by the time Sofia gives birth - both sisters stealing the spotlight Wink

UK
- William and Kate announce third pregnancy.
- Harry breaks up with Meghan and comes to his senses.
- Peter and Autumn announce third pregnancy/stay the same.
- Zara and Mike announce second pregnancy.
- Beatrice starts dating by the end of the year.
- Eugenie becomes engaged (Is she even dating?)
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« Reply #24 on: July 12, 2017, 01:00:53 PM »

Charlene and Mares announce that they are attending an immersive French language "bootcamp" and emerge 6 weeks later with their entire faces reversed;

Stephanie announces pregnancy but unfortunately gives birth to 25 scarves;

Sofia announces second pregnancy, openly credits her father-in-law; Greasy doesn't change expression and still looks like he just wet his pants;

All the kids under the age of 5 continue to be incredibly cute;

Christian petitions Danish court for full emancipation and declaration of adulthood; Danish courts concur and award him separate residence and status befitting a more mature adult than his father and more natural appearance than his mother.  Daisy, relieved, names him co-Regent and Heir Apparent, thus obtaining the trifecta of pissed-off-succubi {Freddles, Mares & Henrik The Larger}.  In their first official act as co-Regents, Christian and Daisy name Isabella then Jokke as next in line, bypassing the Wonder Twins, who are sent to behavioral modification classes with Madeline and Chris over in Sweden;

Wills bores himself to death, no one notices his absence.  Kate finds weight of Big Blue too much to lift in getting out of bed and decides to stay there forever, no one notices her absence.  George and Charlotte are sent to live with Madeline and Chris in Sweden;

Victoria and Dan sigh, look at each other, and soldier on;

Mette-Marit finally runs off with her intellectual equal and soulmate, Mickey Rourke.  Haakon looks much peppier and starts writing screen treatments to draw major films to production in Oslo.  Marries Emma Stone (2018).



OMG Curtains, I have only just read this, but  Jumping

One question, why does poor Madde and Chris get stuck with everyone else's sh*tty kids?? Maybe they can have Vinnie and Char, and PG and Josie can be shipped off with Nanny Maria, never to be heard of again???
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« Reply #25 on: July 12, 2017, 01:12:37 PM »

Belgium
- Same

Denmark
- Nikolai starts dating by the end of the year, perhaps (18 years old, anyone?)

Liechtenstein
- Same

Luxembourg
- Guillaume and Stephanie announce first pregnancy.
- Felix and Claire announce third pregnancy.
- Alex dates/stays single.

Monaco
- Albert and Charlene announce second pregnancy/decide to stay parents of two.
- Andrea and Tatiana announce third pregnancy.
- Charlotte stays the same/Monegasque press announces she's dating again.
- Pierre and Beatrice announce second pregnancy.
- Jazmin dates.

Netherlands
- Same

Norway
- Same

Spain
- Same

Sweden
- V&D and M&C announce third pregnancy by the time Sofia gives birth - both sisters stealing the spotlight Wink

UK
- William and Kate announce third pregnancy.
- Harry breaks up with Meghan and comes to his senses.
- Peter and Autumn announce third pregnancy/stay the same.
- Zara and Mike announce second pregnancy.
- Beatrice starts dating by the end of the year.
- Eugenie becomes engaged (Is she even dating?)

Yes, she is - his name is Jack Brooksbank and they have been together for six years - they were seen together a few weeks ago at Ascot. There were engagement rumours earlier this year.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/...ugenie-boyfriend-wedding/
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« Reply #26 on: July 15, 2017, 08:12:49 PM »

Charlene and Mares announce that they are attending an immersive French language "bootcamp" and emerge 6 weeks later with their entire faces reversed;

Stephanie announces pregnancy but unfortunately gives birth to 25 scarves;

Sofia announces second pregnancy, openly credits her father-in-law; Greasy doesn't change expression and still looks like he just wet his pants;

All the kids under the age of 5 continue to be incredibly cute;

Christian petitions Danish court for full emancipation and declaration of adulthood; Danish courts concur and award him separate residence and status befitting a more mature adult than his father and more natural appearance than his mother.  Daisy, relieved, names him co-Regent and Heir Apparent, thus obtaining the trifecta of pissed-off-succubi {Freddles, Mares & Henrik The Larger}.  In their first official act as co-Regents, Christian and Daisy name Isabella then Jokke as next in line, bypassing the Wonder Twins, who are sent to behavioral modification classes with Madeline and Chris over in Sweden;

Wills bores himself to death, no one notices his absence.  Kate finds weight of Big Blue too much to lift in getting out of bed and decides to stay there forever, no one notices her absence.  George and Charlotte are sent to live with Madeline and Chris in Sweden;

Victoria and Dan sigh, look at each other, and soldier on;

Mette-Marit finally runs off with her intellectual equal and soulmate, Mickey Rourke.  Haakon looks much peppier and starts writing screen treatments to draw major films to production in Oslo.  Marries Emma Stone (2018).




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« Reply #27 on: July 15, 2017, 08:29:05 PM »

Belgium
- Same

Denmark
- Nikolai starts dating by the end of the year, perhaps (18 years old, anyone?)

Liechtenstein
- Same

Luxembourg
- Guillaume and Stephanie announce first pregnancy.
- Felix and Claire announce third pregnancy.
- Alex dates/stays single.

Monaco
- Albert and Charlene announce second pregnancy/decide to stay parents of two.
- Andrea and Tatiana announce third pregnancy.
- Charlotte stays the same/Monegasque press announces she's dating again.
- Pierre and Beatrice announce second pregnancy.
- Jazmin dates.

Netherlands
- Same

Norway
- Same

Spain
- Same

Sweden
- V&D and M&C announce third pregnancy by the time Sofia gives birth - both sisters stealing the spotlight Wink

UK
- William and Kate announce third pregnancy.
- Harry breaks up with Meghan and comes to his senses.
- Peter and Autumn announce third pregnancy/stay the same.
- Zara and Mike announce second pregnancy.

- Beatrice starts dating by the end of the year.
- Eugenie becomes engaged (Is she even dating?)
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It would be awesome if the bold parts could happen!!!!!!
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« Reply #28 on: July 15, 2017, 10:48:00 PM »

Belgium
- Same

Denmark
- Nikolai starts dating by the end of the year, perhaps (18 years old, anyone?)

Liechtenstein
- Same

Luxembourg
- Guillaume and Stephanie announce first pregnancy.
- Felix and Claire announce third pregnancy.
- Alex dates/stays single.

Monaco
- Albert and Charlene announce second pregnancy/decide to stay parents of two.
- Andrea and Tatiana announce third pregnancy.
- Charlotte stays the same/Monegasque press announces she's dating again.
- Pierre and Beatrice announce second pregnancy.
- Jazmin dates.

Netherlands
- Same

Norway
- Same

Spain
- Same

Sweden
- V&D and M&C announce third pregnancy by the time Sofia gives birth - both sisters stealing the spotlight Wink

UK
- William and Kate announce third pregnancy.
- Harry breaks up with Meghan and comes to his senses.
- Peter and Autumn announce third pregnancy/stay the same.
- Zara and Mike announce second pregnancy.

- Beatrice starts dating by the end of the year.
- Eugenie becomes engaged (Is she even dating?)
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It would be awesome if the bold parts could happen!!!!!!

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« Reply #29 on: July 24, 2017, 01:04:22 PM »

Thought these were quite interesting:

http://royalastrology.tum...ys-i-finally-got-the-long

http://royalastrology.tum...g-from-marni-submitted-to

http://royalastrology.tum...-that-all-this-discussion (I've seen people call FD, RD - Red Dragon)
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