Crown Princess Marie now!

[just a serf]

Wow! Sources in Switzerland, France and Denmark are all talking about how Princess Marie is about to become Crown Princess after struggling Mary Donaldson steps down!

Anyone else hearing this?

They say Mary is struggling to look after her children - remember, she does not use nannies - and keep up with her patronages.

It's said the palace has been preparing Marie for months now and she is ready to accept the new responsibility. Others say Fred is also happy to make way for his more qualified brother. Between them, the new Crown Prince Couple speak half a dozen languages fluently. Incredible!

Eyewitnesses have seen the Queen leading Marie around the Crown Prince Couple's apartments and discussing, in French and Danish, how it will be restored and certain artworks will be shipped to a certain country far away.

Apparently palace staff have been referring to Marie as the Crown Princess in private for the past week ahead of her coronation as Crown Princess!

Exciting times.

 

[Harley]

    

Best. Topic. Ever!

[just a serf]

Woah - things are moving fast! A Swiss tourist has got telephoto lens camera phone pics of Mary Donaldson entering the Danish immigration department with a form marked "Application for transfer of visa status from Crown Princess to temporary unskilled worker." 

Meanwhile the Queen was overheard in a rather posh department store asking to see their catalogue of thrones for daughter-in-laws.

And on Twitter there's a viral clip showing lorries loaded with thousands of boxes of Aussie flags driving to a recycling centre.

Wonder what it could all mean.

[pixiecat]

I knew it.  Ever since Marie showed up at the New Year gala looking perfectly regal, we knew it would be but a short amount of time before Margrethe abdicates in favor of her daughter in law, who was destined to be queen.

[Lady Alice]

That's not how it works. That's not how any of this works.

Entertaining, though!

[pixiecat]

That's not how it works. That's not how any of this works.

Entertaining, though!

Tell that to the Aussie and British publications that insist this is how it works.   

[Hester]

Ba ha ha ha ha at first i thought "that publication reads Royal Dish" then I realised ... this IS the publication circulating this! Good work!!!

[just a serf]

I knew it.  Ever since Marie showed up at the New Year gala looking perfectly regal, we knew it would be but a short amount of time before Margrethe abdicates in favor of her daughter in law, who was destined to be queen.

Amazing! I heard she was only going to become Crown Princess but it turns out she'll directly ascend the Danish throne! History in the making folks!

That's not how it works. That's not how any of this works.

Entertaining, though!

Tell that to the Aussie and British publications that insist this is how it works.  

And the best part is, this thread will pop up in some PR's google alerts and they'll shit themselves  

[Principessa]

I knew it.  Ever since Marie showed up at the New Year gala looking perfectly regal, we knew it would be but a short amount of time before Margrethe abdicates in favor of her daughter in law, who was destined to be queen.

Amazing! I heard she was only going to become Crown Princess but it turns out she'll directly ascend the Danish throne! History in the making folks!

That's not how it works. That's not how any of this works.

Entertaining, though!

Tell that to the Aussie and British publications that insist this is how it works.  

And the best part is, this thread will pop up in some PR's google alerts and they'll shit themselves  

 

[Suzerain]

I love this thread!  

And the best part is that it's absolutely true. A friend who works in a position that places her very close to the royal family told me confidentially (she says I can tell reliable friends which you are of course) that for the past two weeks, carpenters and other skilled craftsmen have been discreetly told to chop off the letter 'Y' from certain places and several graphic artists have also been hired to edit that same letter from various places. She also told me that a large order of letters 'I' and 'E' in different sizes and formats were commissioned from a royal supplier. Where these letters are to be used I don't know. There had also been discreet inquiries as to how much a one way ticket to Australia would cost and if it would be cheaper to book a return ticket and then just cancel the return flight to Copenhagen. For who this was, I don't know but the inquiries were about the cheapest possible seat.

Very mysterious...  

[PeDe]

I knew it.  Ever since Marie showed up at the New Year gala looking perfectly regal, we knew it would be but a short amount of time before Margrethe abdicates in favor of her daughter in law, who was destined to be queen.

Amazing! I heard she was only going to become Crown Princess but it turns out she'll directly ascend the Danish throne! History in the making folks!

That's not how it works. That's not how any of this works.

Entertaining, though!

Tell that to the Aussie and British publications that insist this is how it works.  

And the best part is, this thread will pop up in some PR's google alerts and they'll shit themselves  

best news ever       

[just a serf]

I love this thread!  

And the best part is that it's absolutely true. A friend who works in a position that places her very close to the royal family told me confidentially (she says I can tell reliable friends which you are of course) that for the past two weeks, carpenters and other skilled craftsmen have been discreetly told to chop off the letter 'Y' from certain places and several graphic artists have also been hired to edit that same letter from various places. She also told me that a large order of letters 'I' and 'E' in different sizes and formats were commissioned from a royal supplier. Where these letters are to be used I don't know. There had also been discreet inquiries as to how much a one way ticket to Australia would cost and if it would be cheaper to book a return ticket and then just cancel the return flight to Copenhagen. For who this was, I don't know but the inquiries were about the cheapest possible seat.

Very mysterious...  

I've heard the same thing! So that confirms it. She is going to become Queen Marie! Fact. 

[editorathome]

And the best part is, this thread will pop up in some PR's google alerts and they'll shit themselves  

[pixiecat]

I knew it.  Ever since Marie showed up at the New Year gala looking perfectly regal, we knew it would be but a short amount of time before Margrethe abdicates in favor of her daughter in law, who was destined to be queen.

Amazing! I heard she was only going to become Crown Princess but it turns out she'll directly ascend the Danish throne! History in the making folks!

That's not how it works. That's not how any of this works.

Entertaining, though!

Tell that to the Aussie and British publications that insist this is how it works.  

And the best part is, this thread will pop up in some PR's google alerts and they'll shit themselves  

And who said there's no such thing as good news?  I'd love to see the looks on those PR idiots' faces when this pops up. 

We know they read here, so to them, I say, "Yes.  Your stories about Marge abdicating are asinine and embarrassing.  You should probably quit your jobs because you are completely incapable of even accomplishing PR work at a minimum level of competence."

[getafix]

Wow!! You heard it here, folks, eh 

ALL hail, all Hail Queen Mariee and King Jokky.
JAS 

G