This is hilarious, and I re-enjoyed it. I remember when I read Willnot and Kannot for the first time, I LOL'd. Lamebridges is great, too.
There is however one name for Sofia that I don't understand: Hoefia. Can anyone explain please? (The Joker for Queen Silvia is very funny, too!)
The first reminded me of a Dutch saying which my parents sometimes used when we, the childeren complained we couldn't do something.
"Kan niet ligt op het kerkhof en Wil niet ligt er naast"
Literally translated as: "Can not lies on the cemetery and Will not lies next to it"