Royaldish nicknames for newbies

[Carreen]

This is hilarious, and I re-enjoyed it. I remember when I read Willnot and Kannot for the first time, I LOL'd. Lamebridges is great, too.

There is however one name for Sofia that I don't understand: Hoefia. Can anyone explain please? (The Joker for Queen Silvia is very funny, too!)

[cordtx]

Ho is used as slang for whore

[onar]

Ho is used as slang for whore

Oh, I thought it was from "horrible", it would be equally suitable in her case!

[Carreen]

 

Thank you. Should have thought of that myself.

[Konradin]

Thank you. Should have thought of that myself.

I keep refering to Charlene as Trampolina, I read that here and made me burst into laughter, we even refer to her as "trampo" with a friend because we are just like that.  It's horrible, I know and yet so funny...

[SvenskaSarah]

So I've been a member for two years, and a lurker for over five years...I still haven't worked out how Derf was coined? I know it's an anagram of Fred but I was wondering if there was a more comical underpinning for the nickname?
Also Papa Slurpuson- Does Donaldson slurp when he eats or something?


Some of the nicknames dishers have come up with on this board are absolute genius- I commend you all!

Also, St Hoefia is my favourite nickname for Sofia.

[fairy]

I think those nicknames come from a time in which e had fun with the smurfs..And Derf is obviously Fred backwards and so amusingly close to Doof which is the german expression for stupid..
As to Papa Slurpuson: you can also slurp at the gravy train and slur is fun too.

[Pomme]

Anyone say SMURF?

[anastasia beaverhausen]

Always loved how close Derf was to Derp, which describes his blank expression.

And yes I believe someone said Smurf.

[Principessa]

I think those nicknames come from a time in which e had fun with the smurfs..And Derf is obviously Fred backwards and so amusingly close to Doof which is the german expression for stupid..
As to Papa Slurpuson: you can also slurp at the gravy train and slur is fun too.

Oh yeah, that fun German word. During an exhange with German students (ca. 15 years old) , we Dutchies didn't understand why they called some people doof. Because in Dutch doof = deaf

[Principessa]

This is hilarious, and I re-enjoyed it. I remember when I read Willnot and Kannot for the first time, I LOL'd. Lamebridges is great, too.

There is however one name for Sofia that I don't understand: Hoefia. Can anyone explain please? (The Joker for Queen Silvia is very funny, too!)

The first reminded me of a Dutch saying which my parents sometimes used when we, the childeren complained we couldn't do something.

"Kan niet ligt op het kerkhof en Wil niet ligt er naast"

Literally translated as: "Can not lies on the cemetery and Will not lies next to it"

[Principessa]

And Smurferdesmurf smurfen we on 

[SvenskaSarah]

Brilliant! 

Thank you all for your explanations!! It all makes much more sense now 

[karma chamelion]

Fairy, I'm jealous you got a Christmas Smurf, I always seem to get Smurfette.
Doof is also slang in the US for a stupid person, as in doofous. Papa Slurpson is perfect for the commando kilt flashing royal parasite, too. But my favorite nickname for Snakey will always be Slitzerella, it's as vulgar as she is.