I think she is a breath of fresh air into the family.
I'm also fat. Really fat. And I live with my mother in a trailer.
And WE all have bad BAD
And missing teeth
Yep! Lost them in a bar fight aged 12
Yep! To me! I was the one who started the fight
Good thing we've become friends since then. We've bonded over our spinsterhood and love of animal hoarding
Sometimes we get together to knit voodoo dolls.
Ah, voodoo dolls. Can we move into curses and spells now?
PS- May I have my teeth back? Or are you planning on keeping them in a jar on your bedside forever?
I used them in a spell I decided to cast when I was reading Billed Bladet and seething with jealousy over HRH the Crown Princess
. But don't worry, I'll cast another spell that will magically make them reappear in your mouth!